Teacher : What is the reason behind the recent Power Grid Failure..??
Tintumon : Rajnikant was charging his mobile..Thats why black out in half of India..!!
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| Ohhhhhh... |
A place to laugh and enjoy With smart Tintumon
Sunday, August 12, 2012
814 : Fantastic
Teacher : You should be fantastic always
Tintumon : Will I be fantastic always if I drink 'Fanta' everyday..??
Teacher : What nonsense are you saying..??
Tintumon : If I drink 'Alcohol' I am alcoholic but if I drink 'Fanta' I am not Fantastic..This is utter nonsense...!!
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| Right... |
Sunday, June 17, 2012
813 : Cabera Dance
Tintumon went to watch 'Cabera' Dance. When he returned home Mom asked.
Mom : Did you see there something which should not be seen...??
Tintumon : Yes
Mom : What...??
Tintumon : Dad..!!
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| Ohhhhh |
Saturday, May 12, 2012
812 : Balakrishna Pillai
Achan : Ella vishayathinum pass aayillel ninne njan veetil kettilla
Tintumon : Achan orumaathiri Balakrishna Pillaye pole samsaarickaruth...!!
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| Ha ha ha... |
Monday, April 30, 2012
811 : Kimvadanthi
Teacher Tintumonod : Vaakyathil prayoghikyuka… ‘Kimvadanthi’.
Tintumon : “Tintumonu ‘Kimvadanthi’ enna vaakku vaakyathil prayoghikyaan ariyilla…”!!
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Ariyathe illa...:) |
Saturday, March 17, 2012
810 : Similarity between Facebook and Jail
Tintumon : There is a similarity between Facebook and Jail..!!
Aarumon : Whats that..??
Tintumon : In both case, people sit, waste time and write on walls...!!
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| Yes yes yes |
809 : Campus Placement
One day final semester B-tech student Tintumon came home with a girl
Dad : Whats this...??
Tintumon : My campus placement...!!
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| Perfect Placement |
Monday, March 12, 2012
808 : Laziest Mountain
Teacher : Which is the highest mountain..??
Tintumon : I don't know
Teacher : Then what do you know..??
Tintumon : I know the laziest mountain..!!
Teacher : Which is that...?
Tintumon : Eve-rest..!!!
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| Take rest..!! |
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
807 : Password is Like
Aarumon : What is a password..??
Tintumon : Passwords are like underwear..!!
Aarumon : How..??
Tintumon : You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers..!!
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| He he he |
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
806 : English Car
Teacher : Vellakar India yil adyamayi vannathu eppol..??
Tintumon : Eth...Ambassadar Caaro...?
Teacher : Athalla English kar
Tintumon : Angane oru Car undo..?? sorry enickariyilla...!!
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| Ehhhhhhhhhh |
805 : Aadyamayi Thonniya
Tintumon : Aadyamayi Thonniya, Ithuvare Parayatha Ente Sneham Njan Avalodu Paranju...
Aarumon : Aaha ennito...??
Tintumon : Pakaram Ithuvare Thonaatha Aarodum Parayaatha Njan polum
Kelkaatha ‘Pachatheri’ Muzhuvan Avalennodu Paranju. Kaalam Maari, Koode
Penkuttikalum..!
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| Achodaaa |
Sunday, March 4, 2012
803 : Exact Answer
Teacher : How was the exam..??
Tintumon : I could answer 3 questions properly..rest i did not attempt
Teacher : Which are those 3..??
Tintumon : Name, Roll Number and Date...!!
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| Ki ki ki ki |
802 : Useless outside India
Teacher : Name one thing which is effective in India but useless outside India..??
Tintumon : Indian Cricket Team..!!
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| He he he true |
801 : Chorichil
Doctor Tintumon rogiyude kannil marunnu ozhich koduthitt
Doctor Tintumon : Kannil marunnu ozhichappol chorichil vanno..??
Patient : Illa..??
Doctor Tintumon : Saramilla...Bill kaanumbhol chorinjhu kerickolum...!!
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| Sure |
Thursday, March 1, 2012
800 : Which animal has maximum Teeth..??
Teacher : Which animal has the maximum number of teeth...??
Tintumon : Ravanan..!!
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| Smile Please...:P |
799 : Be the Sun of my Life
Tintumon : Would you like to be the Sun of my life..??
Dundumol : Wowww...Yes Dear...:)
Tintumon : Then stay 9,995,887.6 Miles away from me...:)
Dundumol : Wowww...Yes Dear...:)
Tintumon : Then stay 9,995,887.6 Miles away from me...:)
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| Bye Bye... |
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